The Anything And Everything Thread V.1

[KJ]

Me + IRC = BAD

It took me three minutes to type this.

Damn gloves.



MY ARFEN PAGE!!! YARRRRRR!!!

(another half minute)

[Andrew]

How about..

The more shit you talk and the bigger asshole you are, the longer the ban is going to last. And you're probably not abiding by it anyway, since I'm not there to stop you from showing your face.

~Paragon

[Rena]

No, he hasn't. It's been me and Dibby the whole time, with the odd appearance from Rai or Dazuro. That's it.

[kuroinzen]

It might not mean anything to you all, But my Girlfriend just died of lung cancer.

I'm not going to be myself for a while.

[KJ]

Ahhh... crap.

Oh, well.

Things f-g happen.

Now.... YAR!! *begins sewing*

[KJ]

ROYAL RAINBOW!!!


I'm going to post in the Anything and Everything thread once a day.

Regardless of whether or not I'm double posting.

Seriously.

Two days without posts = FAIL.

[kuroinzen]

the voice is yelling at me. it's saying.. "Go nuts. Do it for the kids. The Kids need more Insane Kuro Action"

-deep breath-

So my girlfriend who lives in virginia is dead, can't go to the fucking wake or funeral leaving me to feel like shit, i've got the pneumonia, i'm tired, i'm hungry, i want sleep, can't sleep, fucking knackered, people won't stop fuckin calling my house, god damn father's sitting around in his semi truck calling me to piss me off the god damn dog's being a fucking dumbshit, i'm banned cuz i called paragon a flaming dyke for the lulz, i'm wasting away, I'm going insane, the walls are closing in i'm bleeding in my lungs, i can't fucking breathe, AND THE GOD DAMN POST OFFICE FUCKERS ARE READING MY GOD DAMN MAIL.

-deep breath-

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Welcome to Damage Inc, how can i fuck your life up today? I've got a special on TOTAL LIFE RAPE for a mere 20 bucks.

GOD DAMN MAN. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!!

[kuroinzen]

-WARNING. FURY HAS BEEN UNLEASHED-

[KJ]

Yay!

or... boo?

Dang, man... your life sucks. OO'


Ah, well... outward bound anger's better than inward bound angst, as I say!

[kuroinzen]

Yanno, if I asked the question "Do you find me to be a sadistic bastard who takes joy in making others miserable" around here i'd probably get sued by Paragon for Character infringement. </bad joke>

Really, When you walk up to an old friend and don't act as they remember you, are you really entitled to tell them the cold hard truth or just play along for their own sanity?

[Andrew]

Play along.

It works better.

~Paragon

[kuroinzen]

I just took 2 lortabs and 50 mil. of sleepin' pills. I'm about as lucid as an insane asylum resident on a ketamine drip.

and.. uh.. yea.

[KJ]

Bad but good!

Uber-de-Nabu!

The ship's in the kettle and the cow's a spoon!

E: Dood, where's Goompas? The cards say it's about time he either threw the match or took his turn!

[kuroinzen]

-sneaks up behind someone and mumbles things-
<me> mrrrrrrmmmmmmmrmrmrmmrrrrrrrimmafuckinkillyoummmmrrrrrr
<Guy> OH FUCK M--

-Camera fizzles out-

[Dibby]

HAY GUESS WHAT

I had my first day of work at my very first job ever today.

The job is at a screen printing company, and I work in this big warehouse. I started off just folding shirts. Then I went over to this bigass machine that's basically an oven for shirts that have just been printed. So after they come out of the oven, they come down this conveyor belt like thing. I have to catch them (or else they fall off into a box) and put them on a table. I make a stack of 12 shirts, then I fold the whole stack and push it down the table.

Normally my job would've been to clean off the screens or something. That's what they told me anyways, but apparently they needed help with the shirts, so.

Exhausted the shit out of me (where I needed to take a good two and a half hour nap), and now my feet hurt like hell (cause I was standing up all day, and I have feet problems on top of that).

Yeahhh. Not so fun. And I gotta do go do it 5 days a week. Atleast I get paid weekly..

[KJ]

Galanoth is the DRAGON KING?!?!

It all makes sense now!!

The werepyres, the dracovamps, the dragon-people...

*slowly shuffles away, mumbling*

[Andrew]

Congratulations Dibs.

Welcome to the Slavery.

~Paragon

[kuroinzen]

Normally i'd pull an Unca' Ruckus Joke outta my ass about now but, i'm in a good mood.

however mom's back in the hospital and shit is not lookin good.

[KJ]

Vegeta, what does the scanner say about his power level?

[Andrew]

I have discovered the uber leetness. It involves Crys' phone and the internet. For that is where this message is coming from.

How awesome is that?

~Paragon

[kuroinzen]

To all those who do not follow the mainstream religions, I bid you a happy new year.

A bountiful harvest, good tidings, and a thousand pardons for ill omens done unto you in the past. Let the spirits of the Earth guide your families to goodness and a better appreciation for this world we live upon, for if we had not been taught by nature to cultivate it's bounties, modern life would not exist.

To all, I extend my blessing upon your homes, and I hope that you find luck and fortune.

Blessed Be, you crazy sons of bitches.

[KJ]

I... LOVE THIS LAPTOP!!!

[Andrew]

Happy Day of Birth to you, Bloodbane.

~Paragon

[KJ]

Holy crap, I'm doing it again...

Oh well, if one posts in a place called Spriter's Paradise, one is bound to eventually sprite.

[Andrew]

Eventually.

And it's Spriters, not Spriter's.

~Paragon