The Anything And Everything Thread V.1

[KJ]

Speaking of birthdays, my back yard is walled off by a forest and my brother is camping in them now. I really hope a coyote comes in the middle of the night and screws up his tent. Because that would be so friggen hilarious.

Also, headphones are always relevant.

Edit:
He didn't, I am not happy about this turn of events. Boo.

[KJ]

The hell, people!? This is not some comic I update every couple days. My comic's not even slated for page #1 to show up until winter. What's more, it's not even gonna be a sprite comic. That comes either before or after I start the comic which I may or may not be starting just so I can have an excuse to draw a chick wearing nothing but a pair of overalls and grease.

Holy crap, and I actually have to deliver, if I don't, CT might ban me out of pure spite.

Make that will ban me out of pure spite.

[Andrew]

I was out of town for the last three days.

And I've been avoiding the certain sections of the internet, because I'm tired of it.. Amazingly enough..

~Paragon

[KJ]

How can you be tired of me?

I'm friggen awesome, I'll have you know.

[Andrew]

I really don't think you questioning me on the matter is going to make me want to be around you or bother to respond with an answer that would make sense/no sense. Whichever you'd prefer.

~Paragon

[KJ]

Well, it's certainly a trying time in someone's real life.

Normally, that would have been met with a wry responce... possibly having something to do with Dibby.

[Rena]

My life's been throwing me up, down, around and through, so. Ridiculous, that.

You're the only life left here, genius of subs.

[KJ]

You know what this means, right?

This means...

I have no friggen clue what this means.

Seriously, though. I feel all abandon'd. It's like having a bologna cheese tomato lettuce apple onion wrap without any onion, pure insanity I tells ya.

Well, now what am I gonna do? I need at least two partners to take over the internet.

[KJ]

Being all alone does have its benifits.

I can now claim the title of King of this Board, and there will be no objections!

Only one problem though... I don't have any kind of moderating power over this board, so I basically just get to post and post and post... and let everyone watching watch my rather quick dissent into insanity of a whole other league.

This board is now my personal web-base. I shall be using it as a base for launching into other parts of the web, and creating my own web of lies and deceit! I shall form the world to my liking! The first step, of course is to sway a small army of morons to my side. It's time to take over the world!

Okay, now where will I get those loyal, but idiotic followers?
hmm...
The chans are still available, but the big ones don't like raiding... and a personal army recruitment would be fished out by the more intelligent ones. That means, of course, that I'm going to have to use the lesser chans and veil this in a raid. As long as I choose easy targets to begin with, they won't have any problem following me to the end! This means, of course, that I'm going to have to find and compile a list of easy raiding targets... or at least targets that anon feels strongly about.

After several initial victories, they will have high moral. I will be able to use this to my advantage in a hostile take-over of several unsuspecting sites. They will submit to rule! Of course, they will respond well to feeling as if they are an army, so MMOs can be useful as well. Simple harassment of several MUDs will likely be a good source.

I now christen myself Emperor!

[KJ]

...and then, BAM! I left them out in the cold, dark recesses of that MUD!

HAHAHAHA!

Hmm, now what?
Bleh, I'll just go listen to my anarchist propaganda tapes.

[KJ]

mmm, spoon of cereal, been so long
since I had a bite of this cereal
whoop, my spoon's too big
gobble, gobble, gully gully gully

Jumping jack had a little bitty wren
The wren said Hi
Jack was all
HOLY SHIT A TALKING WREN
Jack had bird for dinner

[KJ]

So, have I made an ass of myself?

Yes, yes you did.

That's nice.

You oughta put your name back.

You think so? I kinda like it this way.

Yeah, I think so. You put on the 'Emperor' tag to show you were taking the net, right?

Right, so?

So... You're not going to bother taking over.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

But I like it.

Bah.

Emperor just has a nice ring to it.

But, you don't have an empire.

Well, I don't have a kingdom either.

That's okay, because one can be a king without a kingdom.

True, but the proverbs call that man a fool.

So? I think we can all agree that I am a fun guy.

No. Just... Just no.

What?

You were trying to lead this into another videogame reference.

So what if I was?

You're going to put your screen name back, or change it to your old one.

Why? Because I said so.

No, you didn't. You just typed it in with the same hands I typed this.

Whoa, man. Hold off on the existentialism, okay?

Then why are you talking to me?

I'm not.

[KJ]

Error inna logic what what logic error lul desu U wut NO go OBEY ahead ask what biggy.

Yeah, Rozen Fantasy VI is going pretty well.

But, a few of Desu's poses are giving me hell. Each doll's going to do this. I'd wager every one of the characters are going to give me hell. I DO like how that Dawa portrait went, though. The lsst try actually came out really well.

[Dibby]

POST FOR GOOD MEASURE.

I suppose I should actually put in some content.

Um. Um. Er. Hm.

I tried spriting today. Didn't last very long.

I've been really tired lately. Psh, like that's a surprise.

I bought a 60GB PS3 off of eBay recently.

But due to [what I assume was] bad handling on UPS's part, it was kinda broken (felt like something was stuck in the disc drive. Other than that it worked fine... I'm guessing something fell out while it was being shipped). Luckily the seller was really cool about it, said I could ship it back to them and they'd have someone fix it. If that took too long, they said they'd ship me a brand new one.

It arrived back to the seller today, so I just have to wait a bit more...

[KJ]

Fuck it, I'm getting bored with the internet in general. Anyone want me to not leave?

[Andrew]

I'm back, again, from the lake house.

Yay me. I fished, for like.. The second time ever. Caught me a sunperch with a simple treble hook and no bait. Fucked with a carp that ignored my line. And then caught a catfish with a two-day old chunk of McChicken. So that shitty food is good for something..

~Paragon

[KJ]

Are you kidding? I've caught a catfish with a who knows how many days old chunk of catfish that I found on the bridge I was fishing from.


Those buggers'll eat anything.

Blegh, fish.

[Dibby]

Dibby went outside today!

Dibby went to the mall with his friend!

He saw a movie and walked around a lot and got really tired!

He is typing in the third person!

DIBBY WENT OUTSIDE, YEAH!

[KJ]

The cheato ate a swiss roll and a zebra cake for breakfast...

[Andrew]

I got FFIV DS and have been playing it.. A lot. Even while at work.

My nostalgia will not have been sated until I have consumed the DS cart upon beating it the third time.

~Paragon

[KJ]

So, the only problem you face is what to serve with your DS cart?

Since they're so small, I usually get a lot of them and just kinda put 'em all in a bowl and have them with some kind of dressing.

[Dibby]

Got mah Tripple back today. It actually works, and I'm actually playing a game now.

Huzzah!

[KJ]

Man... you guys're makin' me all jealous since my DS got stolen last year.

In other news, I'm working on organising a Senior prank, since I really wanna teach these bumpkins what a prank is. If I don't get any good ideas, it'll likely be the classic crickets everywhere, desu spam, FOR SAIL signs, a cow, and such.

[Rena]

What's up guys. I'm still feeling like shit and doing horribly. Just thought you should know! :D

[KJ]

Oh, just drinking a mixture of five parts gingerale, and one part month old green tea.

Smells and tastes like rum, I tell ya. It's terrible.