The Anything And Everything Thread V.1

[Goompas]

OMG ITS TOME.

MAKE COMICS.

TALON HASN'T BEEN ON, I HOPE HE DIDN'T MELT.

[KJ]

*removes fake ass*


... Why does this have glue on it?

...My god, someone tried to pull THAT old trick AGAIN...



Is this epoxy?

Dude, it's slow setting, it's not even hard yet.

[tome]

Dude, if you're going to try and be a hard ass, at least do it right.

[KJ]

I see what you did there.

[Andrew]

... My friend gave me this thing, to borrow for just tonight, that totally gives my laptop some internet connectivity.

And I'm going to buy one. Probably tomorrow. But like.. Yea. I had an orgasm in my pants when it actually let me on the internet.

*glees*

~Paragon

[Rena]

I'm not dead!

In fact, I'm right where I've always been. Just... my parents have cut off my access to their computer (unless they grant it for a few hours on some random day), so I don't get Internet much anymore. Now, if my own stupid computer would work with the Internet, all would be well. But nooooooooooo, these people have to have wireless, and noooooooo, it SAYS it's online, but it's not.

*grumble grumble rant bitch turnip*

[Andrew]

No need to buy one of those USB internet stick things. Our internet is back up and running as of.. Like.. Ten minutes ago.

So yay for me being back.

~Paragon

[Rena]

grablflageplaglrrggg

That represents me being disgruntled at Paragon getting his Internet back (as much as I'm happy for you :P) and me still being left on limited amounts.

*cries*

[Andrew]

I'M SORRY. ;-;

~Paragon

[KJ]

I DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE!



Rawr,

[Andrew]

YES YOU DO

~Paragon

[KJ]

If I needed an excuse I would've given one for saying that I don't.

[Goompas]

I GOT A SPEEDING TICKET. FUCK THAT.

[KJ]

The ins and outs of rational thought have failed me too many times!

So I say to you, RT; Fark You!

[Goompas]

YAY ANDEH IS BACK

[kuroinzen]

So, as I was coming home, i was asked by my mum to go into the booze shop to get some ice. only thing i'm old enough to get there. well, apparantly I'm not allowed to do that either because this prick smarted off to me anda s i was leaving i called him a hardass.

well this sends him into a rage and he calls me a motherfucker, and i'm already in my mom's car, and he comes out and threatens to beat my ass, and i'm 2 inches from just laying into this guy.

mom and I left, and she tells me this guy was a registered psycho.

I don't know if i coulda won that fight. what if he hada fuckin' knife?

[KJ]

That's when you pull out your knife witch you had been hiding in your boot.

[Azanode]

"You call that a knife...?"

[tome]

Knives... with me involved, you'd better know how to use it or you'll end up with it embedded in your shoulder, and probably a broken wrist to boot. True, I sometimes get a few minor cuts, but those aren't too bad. The trick is to let them swing or stab first, then divert/block it by catching their wrist. A delicate twist later and they have a broken wrist and you have their knife. It's best to dodge at the same time as you catch it though, just in case.

Oh, the joys of being nocturnal and living in a place where it isn't safe to go out after dark. Bloody chavs.

In other news: Two new comics. I demand comments!

[Goompas]

Hahahahaha...chavs.

Silly British.

[tome]

Hahahahahahaha... George Bush.

Silly America.

[Goompas]

I agree.

[flamingredhead]

Seconded

[kuroinzen]

i'm alive. i've just been busy. and i kicked that fucker's ass. he came after me while i was out on an errand. broke his jaw with a well placed one-inch punch. =P

[Andrew]

Blarg..

~Paragon